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Spam poetry [May. 19th, 2008|09:13 pm]
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Perhaps the most beautifully handcrafted spam message I've ever got:

The more you think
The more stars blink
They are young today
But were elder yesterday
Want to live free and become a star
Get a good health and be the best by far


It won't make me visit the site (the poem was followed by a URL) but isn't that nice? I mean, it doesn't make any sense, or scan very well, but it rhymes. And as we all know, poetry that doesn't rhyme reflects a fundamental lack of effort.
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